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461. If You Were Half as Smart as You Think You Are, You'd be Twice as Smart as You Really Are

Added by Seattle-paramedic on November 9, 2009| 15 Comments | 162 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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462. Showboat

Oh, I see you're wearing a tie today. Showboat.

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463. Wisenheimer

One who is obnoxiously self-assertive and arrogant. Informal know-it-all also known as a saucebox, smart aleck, smarty, smarty-pants, wiseacre, wisecracker, or wise guy. See also Old-Timey.

Added by Jeff on July 29, 2009| 1 Comment | 26 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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464. Fancy Balls

For someone that is being particularly picky or whiny.

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465. Skinflint

Insult directed towards someone displaying miserly behavior.

Added by Brian on June 28, 2009| Comment | 9 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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466. Flaming Shit-Heel

A guy who's convinced he's God's gift to humankind, ultra cool; but, in fact, is a pathetic, trend-chasing wanker. See also Profanity.

Added by Tim on May 21, 2009| 4 Comments | 57 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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467. Stumblebum

See also Old-Timey.

Added by Tyler on April 12, 2009| 3 Comments | 22 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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468. Lobsterbacks

Slang term for the British Redcoats in the Revolutionary War.

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469. Slubberdegullion

A medieval insult meaning a mean, dirty wretch. See also Medieval.

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470. Homeschool

As in, "What's up, Homeschool?" An excellent insult because it covers so many insult-related topics: nerdiness, out of touch, undereducated, etc. The list is endless. See also Schools.

Added by Tim on August 25, 2008| 30 Comments | 30 people like this You Like This | Unlike