Funny Insults

Funny Insults

431. Landlubber

One who spends his life on land, as opposed to one at sea. A favorite insult of pirates. See also Pirates.

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432. Chucklehead, Imbecile, Clod Pole, Noodle, and Turkey

When you google "idiot definition," these are five of the many options provdided under synonyms.

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433. Cleofatra

See also Obesity.

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434. Fatty Fatty No Parents

Insult from Wheatley when he was in charge of Aperture Laboratories. See also Video Games.

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435. Ugly

Funny when twins are fighting.

Added by franny712 on October 15, 2014| 4 Comments | You Like This |

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436. Geek Burger

Two Words: Full House. See also 90's, Sitcom.

Added by pumpkinspicelatte on September 29, 2014| 4 Comments | You Like This |

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437. Upstart

Describes someone who has quickly risen to a higher social class, and thus behaves pompously.

"You swine!"
"Come again?"
"You worm!"
"Once more."
"You upstart!"
"That's it!"

See also Old-Timey.

Added by Joe on September 27, 2014| Comment | You Like This |

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438. Banter Sponge

Someone who takes away all banter from the immediate vicinity; not to be seen as a compliment, as most of you sponges seem to take it.

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439. Russian Doll

Are you a Russian doll?
Because you're full of yourself. See also Russian.

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440. Meretricious

Real word that Merriam-Webster defines as "attractive in a cheap or false way" and "of or relating to a prostitute".

Added by JustMouse on September 11, 2014| Comment | You Like This |

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