Funny Insults

401. Go Sit on a Pine Cone

Whenever you can't come up with a comeback.

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402. You're as Useful as a White Crayon

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403. Overcooked Celery

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404. Weichei

A German way of calling someone a wimp. Literally translates to "soft egg." See also German.

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405. I Could Carve a Better Man out of a Banana

Teddy Roosevelt's roast of choice. See also Fruits.

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406. Soppspiste Pitbulkukkforhud

Norwegian word for "Mushroom infected pitbull foreskin." Really. See also Dogs, Norwegian, Profanity.

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407. Le Cancre

French insult for a lazy student. See also French, Lazy.

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408. PG Insults

You Blockhead! Fiddlesticks! Ah Banjo Polish! You Bolt Butt! Oh Fiddle Me Dee! Oh Scratchbadgers! Holy Cornbread! What The Fridge! Those Darn Fiddletackets! Oh Sherbert! Son of a Bagel! Ah Butterscotch! You Jellybrains!

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409. If There Was an Award for Laziness, You'd Need Someone to Pick It Up for You

See also Lazy.

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410. Unwashed Sock

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