Funny Insults

Funny Insults

401. "You Insolent Noisemaker."

A beautiful insult from Shakespeare's The Tempest. See also Shakespeare.

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402. "You Pine Cone!"

A quote from every squirrel everywhere.

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403. I Fart in Your General Direction

From Monty Python. See also Flatulence.

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404. I Pray That We May Become Better Strangers

Another Shakespearean burn. See also Shakespeare.

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405. Delta Bravo

Phonetic alphabet for DB, aka douchebag.

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406. Euclidean Point

E.g. "That man is an Euclidian point; a position without substance." See also Math, Nerds.

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407. Walking Eagle

Donald Trump's Native American name. Given to him because he's so full of crap that he can't fly. See also Birds, Politics.

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408. Naviguesser

A navigator who has no clue where he's going.

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409. Trumpglodytes

The barbarians who support Donald Trump. See also Politics.

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410. Autohagiographer

Someone who harps on about all of their mediocre accomplishments.

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