Funny Insults

441. Klutz

A clumsy person (Yiddish). Literally means "a block of wood." I suppose a synonym for that would be "blockhead," a la Charlie Brown.

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442. You're as Ugly as the South End of a North-Bound Donkey

Can't say I'm one to talk...

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443. Mr. Clever Clogs

A bygone insult for a fast-footed show-off. See also English, Old-Timey.

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444. I Don't Know What's Wrong with You, but I'll Wager It's Hard to Pronounce

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445. Coffee Boiler

Lazy person.

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446. Beetle-Headed, Flap-Eared Knave

Ah, Shakespeare. See also Literature.

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447. Snool

A servile person.

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448. Smellfungus

A perpetual pessimist. See also Literature.

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449. Mangy Cur

See also Dogs.

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450. Fooligan

Portmanteau of fool and hooligan. See also Portmanteau.

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