Funny Books
Funny Books
51. The Phone Book
Book mostly used for things other than finding a phone number, e.g. a step reach something high or as a prop for a muscle man to tear in half.
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52. What’s Wrong With My Snake? Shop
For starters, its owner owns a snake. See also Reptiles, Snakes.
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53. My Dad Lives in a Downtown Hotel Shop
Not a great book to own, but at least it’s not My Dad Sells Life Insurance. See also 70's.
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54. I Wish Daddy Didn’t Drink So Much Shop
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55. The Pocket Book of Boners Shop
An omnibus of schoolboy howlers and unconscious humor. See also Children.
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56. The Russian Tale About the Prince and His Thumbs
Here's the basic story. Once there was a prince who sucked his thumbs. His mother got so sick of it that she said, "If you suck on your thumbs ever again, you will not have no thumbs."
That night, the prince went into the dining room and sucked his thumbs.
Now he has no thumbs. See also Russian.
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58. The Joy of Sex
Alphabetically organized, and quite specific in detail, it was for many of us, our first sexual experience, or, for that matter, learning experiencecarefully pulling the book down off the shelf when no one is home. By the way, they actually made a Vol. 2 with less hairy, scraggly people. See also 70's, Sex.
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60. My Beautiful Mommy Shop
A book that helps children understand why Mommy disappeared for three days and then came back twenty pounds lighter and with a new nose. See also Plastic Surgery.