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Never Make Eye Contact While Eating a Banana

See also Fruits, Sex.


Added by a Guest on April 18, 2011 | You Like This |


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Nigra on November 6, 2011

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payal on November 30, 2011

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aha lmfao

duces on February 9, 2012



Lauren on August 14, 2013

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TONIC on October 25, 2013

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Fine, I guess I'll just have to find other long foods I can eat while making awkward eye contact at people.

Jajajajajajajajajajajaja on July 19, 2014

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Fine I'll eat a lolli pop

bob on March 1, 2015

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ew i get it!!

meh on June 8, 2015

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ew!!!!! I get it too.

johnna on July 9, 2015

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Accidentally did that. Not the best day of my life.. *leaves*

Victuri on April 30, 2017

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i dont get it pls explain

confused nugget on November 21, 2017

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