Funny Things
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131. Baseballs with Blue Seams
There's always at least one in the bucket See also Baseball, Sports.
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132. Doomsday Device
Add this and/or a briefcase to any situation to make things immediately more interesting. See also Movies.
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133. Wavicle
A subatomic particle that acts both like a wave and a particle. See also Science.
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134. Adamantium Steel
Fictional, indestructible metal alloy coveted by real, insufferable nerds. See also Comics.
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136. Meat Sweats
When you eat so much meat you break out in a sweat. A staple of American holidays like the Fourth of July, Thanksgiving, and whenever the McRib is in town. See also Fast Food.
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138. Gelmet
When someone uses so much gel that their hair becomes a protective device for their skull. See also Portmanteau.
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140. Throw Pillows with Attitude
Like "Help, I'm a pistachio stuck in a peanut jar" and "Bet ya 50 bucks I can quit gambling" and "In dog years I'm dead".