Funny Things
Funny Things
132. Meat Sweats
When you eat so much meat you break out in a sweat. A staple of American holidays like the Fourth of July, Thanksgiving, and whenever the McRib is in town. See also Fast Food.
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134. Gelmet
When someone uses so much gel that their hair becomes a protective device for their skull. See also Portmanteau.
Kind sir, might you lend a hand and add a funny thing?
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136. Throw Pillows with Attitude
Like "Help, I'm a pistachio stuck in a peanut jar" and "Bet ya 50 bucks I can quit gambling" and "In dog years I'm dead".
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137. Obscenicons
The symbols that represent obscenities in comic strips. Here's a whole list of them. See also Profanity.