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121. Sniper Crowbar
A crowbar with a sniper scope attached. See also Violence, Weapons.
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123. Orgone Box
A tin-lined, wooden box designed by former Freud pupil Wilhelm Reich to capture the healing power of the orgasm and cure such ailments as cancer, depression, and impotence. See also 50's, Sex.
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124. Tapdance Recitals
Much improved when matching glitter top hats and vests are worn. But what isn't?
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125. Tiny Little Dinosaur Arms.
Rex. Seriously. You gotta start workin' out the upper body. See also Body, Dinosaurs.
Kind sir, might you lend a hand and add a funny thing?
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127. Baseballs with Blue Seams
There's always at least one in the bucket See also Baseball, Sports.
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128. Doomsday Device
Add this and/or a briefcase to any situation to make things immediately more interesting. See also Movies.
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129. Wavicle
A subatomic particle that acts both like a wave and a particle. See also Science.
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130. Adamantium Steel
Fictional, indestructible metal alloy coveted by real, insufferable nerds. See also Comics.