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161. 1970's Metal Lunchboxes With a Glass-Lined Thermos
For children. Inside a metal lunch box. Didn't matter if it was Barbie, Hong Kong Fooey, or Hot Wheels; the Thermos bottle had a glass lining. The lining would last approximately two days, if it didn't in fact break on the way to school. I remember actually pursing my lips and actually drinking my milk through the glass. It took the lunchbox people around eight years or so figure out that it was a bad idea. See also 70's, Children, Schools.
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162. Preformationism
Seventeenth century theory that all organisms were created at the same time and exist as fully-formed but miniature versions of themselves until birth. See also Biology.
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163. Livestock Classified Ads
"Elvis is a large Jersey Giant Rooster, weighing close to 10 pounds already. He stands close to 2 feet tall and is very handsome. He is not agressive toward people but is also not the friendliest of our flock. He is crowing and fertilizing eggs!"
"Two Standard Blue Cochins available for purchase from a small, hobby breeder. These birds are around one year old, and they are of large stature and lustrous beauty."
"Registered jersey milk cow for sale. She is 5 years old and very gentle. On good green pasture she will give 8 to 9 gallons per day. " See also Animals.
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165. The California Raisins
Hard to believe, but these rhythm-and-blues-singing, spat-wearing, claymation raisins were so popular in the 80's that they appeared on t-shirts, Christmas TV specials, and even a Nintendo video game. See also 80's, Commercials, Fruits.
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169. Fixin's Bar
Whether to top top a burger, an ice cream sundae, or a baked potato, fixin's always equal fun. See also Food.