Funny Euphemisms

Funny Euphemisms

251. American Murder Log

Also known as alligators. See also Reptiles.

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252. Thank You!

AKA, I hate this gift.

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253. Writing Utensil

Pretentious, wordy way to say "pen or pencil".

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254. Compressed Horse

A pony.

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255. Fountain Mountain

A volcano.

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256. The Thing You Say to Make It Sound Okay

Euphemism for a euphemism.

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257. Finger Pants

Also known as gloves.

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258. Clothes for Your Butt

Also known as underwear.

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259. Stealy Wheely Automobiley

AKA Grand Theft Auto. See also Video Games.

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260. Fresh Tomato Pureé

Ketchup.

Added by BECKWILLIAMS on November 29, 2017| 2 Comments | You Like This |

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