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291. Dreadnought in Port

Not flushing the toilet. See also Bathroom, Scatological.

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292. Hand Ankle

Another name for a wrist.

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293. Go Jelly Beans!

My grandmother's way of saying "Go crazy!"

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294. Grassy Knolls and Gassy Holes

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295. Purr-fume

A cat fart. See also Cats, Flatulence.

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296. Recycling

Definitely not plagiarism. See also Schools.

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297. Whole Grain, Sugar-free Donut

Aka, a bagel. See also Breakfast.

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298. Letting Your Friend George Decide

I.e. flipping a quarter.

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299. Fast Driving Award

A speeding ticket. See also Police.

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300. Pinching a Grumpy

See also Scatalogical.

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