Funny Euphemisms

Funny Euphemisms

331. The Dance Without Pants

Sex. Obviously. I encourage you to tease you friends using this phrase... especially around their family. See also Sex.

Added by a Guest on June 5, 2013| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Euphemisms

332. Power to the P

A euphimism meaning turn on the television. P stands for Panasonic.

Added by a Guest on April 27, 2013| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Euphemisms

333. The Birds and the Bees

See also Sex.

Added by a Guest on March 19, 2013| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Euphemisms

334. Button Hole

Also known as navel or belly button, the latter only used by vulgarians according to My Very Proper Southern Mother. See also Body, Sophomoric.

Added by MissMartha on February 6, 2013| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Euphemisms

335. Defective Typewriter

Aka, missing a period, aka pregnant.

Added by Ryan on July 3, 2012| 4 Comments | You Like This |

Psst. Got something funnier? Add your own funny euphemism.

Funny Euphemisms

336. Selling Hot Dogs

It's what my dad would ask if my fly was open.

Added by a Guest on May 22, 2012| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Euphemisms

337. Circling the Drain

Aka CTD, a hospital term for a dying patient. See also Medicine.

Added by Xava on November 19, 2011| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Euphemisms

338. Pamela Handerson

A man's girlfriend that will never leave his side. Unless both of his arms get cut off in a freak accident.

Added by SmarterThanHAL on November 14, 2011| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Euphemisms

339. Shouting Groceries

See also Vomit.

Added by DTrain on March 10, 2011| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Euphemisms

340. Selling Buicks to Ralph

Vomiting. See also Alcohol.

Added by Opossum on February 14, 2011| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Top Contributors of Funny Euphemisms

We are a participant in the Amazon Services LLC Associates Program, an affiliate advertising program designed to provide a means for us to earn fees by linking to Amazon.com and affiliated sites.