Funny Euphemisms

Funny Euphemisms

361. Step on a Frog

To pass gas loudly. See also Flatulence.

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362. Hard Gas

Euphemism for soiling oneself. See also Scatological.

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363. Spoony Bard

Insult created for Final Fantasy IV back in the days when you couldn't curse in video games.

Added by pianomaster42 on June 29, 2008| 2 Comments | You Like This |

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364. Butt Wrongs

A polite term for intestinal distress. See also Body.

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365. Assumed Room Temperature

Euphemism for death.

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366. Son of a Buick

See also Cars.

Added by a Guest on January 29, 2008| 3 Comments | You Like This |

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367. The Wild Thing

1980's euphemism for, um, fornication. See also 80's, Hip-Hop, Sex.

Added by Anthony on January 11, 2008| 2 Comments | You Like This |

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368. European Kiss

A more polite way to say French kiss.

Added by Anthony on December 17, 2007| 4 Comments | You Like This |

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369. Richard Cranium

A polite way to call someone a dickhead. See also Profanity.

Added by grouchyteacher on November 13, 2007| 6 Comments | You Like This |

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370. Piddle

Euphemism for urination, especially when applied to dogs. See also Animals, Bathroom.

Added by a Guest on November 12, 2007| 2 Comments | You Like This |

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