Funny Euphemisms

361. G-Dammit

See also Blasphemy.

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362. Letting the Horsey Out of the Barn

In other words, your fly is undone. See also Animals, Clothes.

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363. Chestal Region

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364. Smuggling Grapes

What a man wearing a speedo is doing.

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365. I'm Going to Talk to a Man About a Horse

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366. Knock the Dew Off the Lilly

I don't know where this came from, but when I was a kid and had to go to the bathroom in the woods, this is what we would say.

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367. Knuckle Sandwich

See also Body.

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368. The Euphemism

As in, the bathroom. See George in Whose Afraid of Virginia Woolf: "Martha, will you show her where we keep the, uh, euphemism?" See also Literature, Movies.

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369. A Bum Leg

I'm not really sure whether this should fall under euphamisms or if we should create a new category ("injuries"), but this is my favorite phrase for a perpetually injured appendage. See also Body.

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370. Extramarital Calisthenics

See also Sex.

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