Funny Euphemisms

Funny Euphemisms

361. Frak

Euphemistic expletive used in Battlestar Galatica and always said with a straight face. See also Profanity, Television.

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362. Do Yourself a Disservice

Term for accidentally eliminating in one's pants. E.g. "If you don't stop laughing so hard after drinking all that Coke, you're going to do yourself a disservice!" See also Scatological.

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363. Reversal of Fortune

Euphemism for vomiting, e.g. "Oh no, Jake is having a reversal of fortune after that great shrimp dinner!" See also Body.

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364. Bat in the Cave

A booger stuck in your nose. See also Body.

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365. Shut the Front Door

Commonly heard, G-rated phrase from young kids in lieu of "Shut the F*** Up". See also Profanity.

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366. Urinary Olympics

Euphemism for a "pissing contest". See also Bathroom.

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367. Taking the Browns to the Superbowl

See also Bathroom, Scatological.

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368. Oh Pop Off!

Very common and even more awkward euphemism used when movies are edited for television. See also Profanity.

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369. Step on a Frog

To pass gas loudly. See also Flatulence.

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370. Hard Gas

Euphemism for soiling oneself. See also Scatological.

Added by a Guest on September 7, 2008| 3 Comments | You Like This |

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