Funny Euphemisms

Funny Euphemisms

341. I Don't Give a Shiny Shoe

See also Profanity.

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342. Yelling at His Shoes

Vomiting, especially in public. See also Vomit.

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343. California Widow

Woman separated from her husband, but not divorced. See also Marriage.

Added by Zorzi on December 26, 2013| Comment | You Like This |

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344. Bone Orchard

Euphemism for cemetery. See also Death.

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345. Bend an Elbow

Have a drink. See also Alcohol.

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346. Yodeling Groceries

Another euphemism for vomiting. See also Vomit.

Added by a Guest on September 6, 2013| Comment | You Like This |

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347. Making a Floor Pizza

See also Vomit.

Added by a Guest on August 20, 2013| Comment | You Like This |

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348. The Dance Without Pants

Sex. Obviously. I encourage you to tease you friends using this phrase... especially around their family. See also Sex.

Added by a Guest on June 5, 2013| 3 Comments | You Like This |

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349. Power to the P

A euphimism meaning turn on the television. P stands for Panasonic.

Added by a Guest on April 27, 2013| Comment | You Like This |

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350. The Birds and the Bees

See also Sex.

Added by a Guest on March 19, 2013| 2 Comments | You Like This |

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