Funny Euphemisms

Funny Euphemisms

371. Spoony Bard

Insult created for Final Fantasy IV back in the days when you couldn't curse in video games.

Added by pianomaster42 on June 29, 2008| 2 Comments | You Like This |

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372. Butt Wrongs

A polite term for intestinal distress. See also Body.

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373. Assumed Room Temperature

Euphemism for death.

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374. Son of a Buick

See also Cars.

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375. The Wild Thing

1980's euphemism for, um, fornication. See also 80's, Hip-Hop, Sex.

Added by Anthony on January 11, 2008| 2 Comments | You Like This |

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376. European Kiss

A more polite way to say French kiss.

Added by Anthony on December 17, 2007| 4 Comments | You Like This |

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377. Richard Cranium

A polite way to call someone a dickhead. See also Profanity.

Added by grouchyteacher on November 13, 2007| 6 Comments | You Like This |

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378. Piddle

Euphemism for urination, especially when applied to dogs. See also Animals, Bathroom.

Added by a Guest on November 12, 2007| 2 Comments | You Like This |

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379. William H. Macy

Funnier than saying "Jesus H. Christ". See also Blasphemy.

Added by a Guest on October 21, 2007| 3 Comments | You Like This |

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380. Drop a Rose

No "break wind", but a pretty good euphemism for flatulence.

Added by Maya on October 20, 2007| 2 Comments | You Like This |

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