Funny Euphemisms

Funny Euphemisms

321. Bend an Elbow

Have a drink. See also Alcohol.

Added by Zorzi on December 26, 2013| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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322. Yodeling Groceries

Another euphemism for vomiting. See also Vomit.

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323. Making a Floor Pizza

See also Vomit.

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324. The Dance Without Pants

Sex. Obviously. I encourage you to tease you friends using this phrase... especially around their family. See also Sex.

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325. Power to the P

A euphimism meaning turn on the television. P stands for Panasonic.

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326. The Birds and the Bees

See also Sex.

Added by a Guest on March 19, 2013| 2 Comments | You Like This |

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327. Button Hole

Also known as navel or belly button, the latter only used by vulgarians according to My Very Proper Southern Mother. See also Body, Sophomoric.

Added by MissMartha on February 6, 2013| Comment | You Like This |

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328. Defective Typewriter

Aka, missing a period, aka pregnant.

Added by Ryan on July 3, 2012| 4 Comments | You Like This |

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329. Selling Hot Dogs

It's what my dad would ask if my fly was open.

Added by a Guest on May 22, 2012| Comment | You Like This |

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330. Circling the Drain

Aka CTD, a hospital term for a dying patient. See also Medicine.

Added by Xava on November 19, 2011| Comment | You Like This |

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