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321. Hand Ankle

Another name for a wrist.

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322. Go Jelly Beans!

My grandmother's way of saying "Go crazy!"

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323. Grassy Knolls and Gassy Holes

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324. Purr-fume

A cat fart. See also Cats, Flatulence.

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325. Recycling

Definitely not plagiarism. See also Schools.

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326. Whole Grain, Sugar-free Donut

Aka, a bagel. See also Breakfast.

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327. Letting Your Friend George Decide

I.e. flipping a quarter.

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328. Fast Driving Award

A speeding ticket. See also Police.

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329. Pinching a Grumpy

See also Scatalogical.

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330. Painting My Nails

A polite for women to say they to spend and extended time in the bathroom.
"What took so long?"
"I was painting my nails". See also Bathroom.

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