Funny Euphemisms

Funny Euphemisms

321. Gotterslamit

E.g. "Gotterslamit! Where's the toilet paper?" See also Blasphemy, Profanity.

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322. I Have to Palindrome

Think about it. See also Scatological.

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323. The Frick-Frack Diddly Dack Paddy Whack Thumbtack Back Track Biofeedback

Basically an elaborate euphemism for sex, often found on Tumblr and other websites. See also Sex.

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324. O456

Pronounced: OH for five six! Said in place of the profanity "Oh, for f@ck sakes!" This originated back in the 1970's early 80's, I believe. See also Profanity.

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325. Fluffing Bunnies

A polite, and adorable, way to explain passing gas. See also Flatulence.

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326. Kill a Duck

To flatulate. See also Flatulence, Scatological.

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327. Squeezing the Lemon

Doing a numero uno, which by the way, is also a euphemism. See also Bathroom.

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328. To Have the Vapors

To pass gas. Used in Victorian times, especially pertaining to women. See also Flatulence, Old-Timey, Victorian.

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329. Technicolor Yawn

Euphemism for vomit. See also Vomit.

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330. I Don't Give a Shiny Shoe

See also Profanity.

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