Funny Euphemisms

Funny Euphemisms

301. Paris Teepee

In case you forget the words for Eiffel Tower. See also French.

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302. Low-Sugar, Frostingless Cupcake

AKA, a muffin. Related to the low-fat sugar-free doughnut, also known as a bagel, but muffins are actually very tasty. Especially chocolate chip. Mmmm. See also Breakfast, Dessert.

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303. Dinner Spades

Spoons. See also Utensils.

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304. Body Garden

Euphemism for a cemetery. See also Death.

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305. Slithery Tube Dude

See also Snakes.

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306. Food Rakes

Also known as forks. See also Kitchen.

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307. Wee Wee

What you do when you don't have to boom boom. See also Scatalogical.

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308. Boopsie

A cute way to say fart. See also Flatulence.

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309. Dreadnought in Port

Not flushing the toilet. See also Bathroom, Scatological.

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310. Hand Ankle

Another name for a wrist.

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