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301. Purr-fume

A cat fart. See also Cats, Flatulence.

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302. Recycling

Definitely not plagiarism. See also Schools.

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303. Whole Grain, Sugar-free Donut

Aka, a bagel. See also Breakfast.

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304. Letting Your Friend George Decide

I.e. flipping a quarter.

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305. Fast Driving Award

A speeding ticket. See also Police.

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306. Pinching a Grumpy

See also Scatalogical.

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307. Painting My Nails

A polite for women to say they to spend and extended time in the bathroom.
"What took so long?"
"I was painting my nails". See also Bathroom.

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308. Son of a Biscuit!

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309. Gotterslamit

E.g. "Gotterslamit! Where's the toilet paper?" See also Blasphemy, Profanity.

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310. I Have to Palindrome

Think about it. See also Scatological.

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