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301. Painting My Nails

A polite for women to say they to spend and extended time in the bathroom.
"What took so long?"
"I was painting my nails". See also Bathroom.

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302. Son of a Biscuit!

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303. Gotterslamit

E.g. "Gotterslamit! Where's the toilet paper?" See also Blasphemy, Profanity.

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304. I Have to Palindrome

Think about it. See also Scatological.

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305. The Frick-Frack Diddly Dack Paddy Whack Thumbtack Back Track Biofeedback

Basically an elaborate euphemism for sex, often found on Tumblr and other websites. See also Sex.

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306. O456

Pronounced: OH for five six! Said in place of the profanity "Oh, for f@ck sakes!" This originated back in the 1970's early 80's, I believe. See also Profanity.

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307. Fluffing Bunnies

A polite, and adorable, way to explain passing gas. See also Flatulence.

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308. Kill a Duck

To flatulate. See also Flatulence, Scatological.

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309. Squeezing the Lemon

Doing a numero uno, which by the way, is also a euphemism. See also Bathroom.

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310. To Have the Vapors

To pass gas. Used in Victorian times, especially pertaining to women. See also Flatulence, Old-Timey, Victorian.

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