Funny Euphemisms

Funny Euphemisms

261. Fecal Donation Deficiency

Or, in layman's terms, not giving a shit. See also Profanity, Scatological.

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262. Twisty Fixers

Also known as screwdrivers. See also Tools.

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263. Grabby Grabby Water Balloon

Octopus.

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264. Devil's Spawn

Also known as cats. See also Cats.

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265. Apple Water

Apple juice, amirite? See also Fruits.

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266. Booger Blankets

Also known as tissues.

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267. Earth Sauce

Also known as lava.

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268. Snake Puppy

Also known as a ferret. See also Snakes.

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269. Squeezy Juice

Capri Sun.

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270. Handheld Metal Vampires

Also known as staple removers.

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