Funny Euphemisms

Funny Euphemisms

281. Twisty Fixers

Also known as screwdrivers. See also Tools.

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282. Grabby Grabby Water Balloon

Octopus.

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283. Devil's Spawn

Also known as cats. See also Cats.

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284. Apple Water

Apple juice, amirite? See also Fruits.

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285. Booger Blankets

Also known as tissues.

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286. Earth Sauce

Also known as lava.

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287. Snake Puppy

Also known as a ferret. See also Snakes.

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288. Squeezy Juice

Capri Sun.

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289. Handheld Metal Vampires

Also known as staple removers.

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290. Cereal Juice

Also known as milk. See also Dairy.

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