Funny Euphemisms

Funny Euphemisms

311. Low-Sugar, Frostingless Cupcake

AKA, a muffin. Related to the low-fat sugar-free doughnut, also known as a bagel, but muffins are actually very tasty. Especially chocolate chip. Mmmm. See also Breakfast, Dessert.

Added by R4nd0mG1rl on November 14, 2017| Comment | You Like This |

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312. Dinner Spades

Spoons. See also Utensils.

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313. Body Garden

Euphemism for a cemetery. See also Death.

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314. Slithery Tube Dude

See also Snakes.

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315. Food Rakes

Also known as forks. See also Kitchen.

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316. Wee Wee

What you do when you don't have to boom boom. See also Scatalogical.

Added by SecretKitty on September 2, 2017| Comment | You Like This |

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317. Boopsie

A cute way to say fart. See also Flatulence.

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318. Dreadnought in Port

Not flushing the toilet. See also Bathroom, Scatological.

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319. Hand Ankle

Another name for a wrist.

Added by a Guest on June 4, 2017| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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320. Go Jelly Beans!

My grandmother's way of saying "Go crazy!"

Added by a Guest on May 27, 2017| 6 Comments | You Like This |

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