Funny Euphemisms
Funny Euphemisms
313. The Vatican Roulette
Another term for the rhythm method, the only form of birth control endorsed by the Catholic Church. Feeling lucky? See also Religion.
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Funny Euphemisms
316. Going to Part My Hair
My wife's euphemism for disappearing into the bathroom with a magazine. See also Bathroom, Hair, Scatological.
Funny Euphemisms
318. Cheese and Rice
A politically correct alternative to Jesus Christ! See also Blasphemy, Religion.
Funny Euphemisms
319. Making The Beast With Two Backs
From Shakespeare's Hamlet, a scandalous way to imply sex.
Funny Euphemisms
320. A "Crisis"
Also known as a "Victorian Crisis", this is an euphemism most famously used in the works of D.H. Lawrence and meaning an orgasm, e.g. "Miss Mercy Plimpington! Where are you, young harlot?" "She can't talk now, love. She's having a crisis." "Oh I say!" See also Old-Timey, Romance.