Funny Euphemisms
Funny Euphemisms
352. Cheese and Rice
A politically correct alternative to Jesus Christ! See also Blasphemy, Religion.
Funny Euphemisms
353. Making The Beast With Two Backs
From Shakespeare's Hamlet, a scandalous way to imply sex.
Funny Euphemisms
354. A "Crisis"
Also known as a "Victorian Crisis", this is an euphemism most famously used in the works of D.H. Lawrence and meaning an orgasm, e.g. "Miss Mercy Plimpington! Where are you, young harlot?" "She can't talk now, love. She's having a crisis." "Oh I say!" See also Old-Timey, Romance.
Funny Euphemisms
355. Frak
Euphemistic expletive used in Battlestar Galatica and always said with a straight face. See also Profanity, Television.
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Funny Euphemisms
356. Do Yourself a Disservice
Term for accidentally eliminating in one's pants. E.g. "If you don't stop laughing so hard after drinking all that Coke, you're going to do yourself a disservice!" See also Scatological.
Funny Euphemisms
357. Reversal of Fortune
Euphemism for vomiting, e.g. "Oh no, Jake is having a reversal of fortune after that great shrimp dinner!" See also Body.
Funny Euphemisms
359. Shut the Front Door
Commonly heard, G-rated phrase from young kids in lieu of "Shut the F*** Up". See also Profanity.