Funny Euphemisms

Funny Euphemisms

351. Button Hole

Also known as navel or belly button, the latter only used by vulgarians according to My Very Proper Southern Mother. See also Body, Sophomoric.

Added by MissMartha on February 6, 2013| Comment | You Like This |

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352. Defective Typewriter

Aka, missing a period, aka pregnant.

Added by Ryan on July 3, 2012| 4 Comments | You Like This |

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353. Selling Hot Dogs

It's what my dad would ask if my fly was open.

Added by a Guest on May 22, 2012| Comment | You Like This |

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354. Circling the Drain

Aka CTD, a hospital term for a dying patient. See also Medicine.

Added by Xava on November 19, 2011| Comment | You Like This |

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355. Pamela Handerson

A man's girlfriend that will never leave his side. Unless both of his arms get cut off in a freak accident.

Added by SmarterThanHAL on November 14, 2011| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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356. Shouting Groceries

See also Vomit.

Added by DTrain on March 10, 2011| Comment | You Like This |

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357. Selling Buicks to Ralph

Vomiting. See also Alcohol.

Added by Opossum on February 14, 2011| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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358. The Vatican Roulette

Another term for the rhythm method, the only form of birth control endorsed by the Catholic Church. Feeling lucky? See also Religion.

Added by SpaceParasites on January 14, 2011| 2 Comments | You Like This |

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359. Doing the Funky Chicken

Gotta use the bathroom! See also Bathroom.

Added by DTrain on December 15, 2010| Comment | You Like This |

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360. Tarnation

Southern euphemism for damnation.

Added by a Guest on August 15, 2010| 2 Comments | You Like This |

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