Funny Euphemisms

Funny Euphemisms

351. Reversal of Fortune

Euphemism for vomiting, e.g. "Oh no, Jake is having a reversal of fortune after that great shrimp dinner!" See also Body.

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352. Bat in the Cave

A booger stuck in your nose. See also Body.

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353. Shut the Front Door

Commonly heard, G-rated phrase from young kids in lieu of "Shut the F*** Up". See also Profanity.

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354. Urinary Olympics

Euphemism for a "pissing contest". See also Bathroom.

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355. Taking the Browns to the Superbowl

See also Bathroom, Scatological.

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356. Oh Pop Off!

Very common and even more awkward euphemism used when movies are edited for television. See also Profanity.

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357. Step on a Frog

To pass gas loudly. See also Flatulence.

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358. Hard Gas

Euphemism for soiling oneself. See also Scatological.

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359. Spoony Bard

Insult created for Final Fantasy IV back in the days when you couldn't curse in video games.

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360. Butt Wrongs

A polite term for intestinal distress. See also Body.

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