Funny Euphemisms

Funny Euphemisms

351. Anatomy Class

See also Sex.

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352. Cheese and Rice

A politically correct alternative to Jesus Christ! See also Blasphemy, Religion.

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353. Making The Beast With Two Backs

From Shakespeare's Hamlet, a scandalous way to imply sex.

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354. A "Crisis"

Also known as a "Victorian Crisis", this is an euphemism most famously used in the works of D.H. Lawrence and meaning an orgasm, e.g. "Miss Mercy Plimpington! Where are you, young harlot?" "She can't talk now, love. She's having a crisis." "Oh I say!" See also Old-Timey, Romance.

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355. Frak

Euphemistic expletive used in Battlestar Galatica and always said with a straight face. See also Profanity, Television.

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356. Do Yourself a Disservice

Term for accidentally eliminating in one's pants. E.g. "If you don't stop laughing so hard after drinking all that Coke, you're going to do yourself a disservice!" See also Scatological.

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357. Reversal of Fortune

Euphemism for vomiting, e.g. "Oh no, Jake is having a reversal of fortune after that great shrimp dinner!" See also Body.

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358. Bat in the Cave

A booger stuck in your nose. See also Body.

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359. Shut the Front Door

Commonly heard, G-rated phrase from young kids in lieu of "Shut the F*** Up". See also Profanity.

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360. Urinary Olympics

Euphemism for a "pissing contest". See also Bathroom.

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