Funny Euphemisms

Funny Euphemisms

351. The Wild Thing

1980's euphemism for, um, fornication. See also 80's, Hip-Hop, Sex.

Added by Anthony on January 11, 2008| 2 Comments | You Like This |

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352. European Kiss

A more polite way to say French kiss.

Added by Anthony on December 17, 2007| 4 Comments | You Like This |

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353. Richard Cranium

A polite way to call someone a dickhead. See also Profanity.

Added by grouchyteacher on November 13, 2007| 6 Comments | You Like This |

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354. Piddle

Euphemism for urination, especially when applied to dogs. See also Animals, Bathroom.

Added by a Guest on November 12, 2007| 2 Comments | You Like This |

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355. William H. Macy

Funnier than saying "Jesus H. Christ". See also Blasphemy.

Added by a Guest on October 21, 2007| 3 Comments | You Like This |

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356. Drop a Rose

No "break wind", but a pretty good euphemism for flatulence.

Added by Maya on October 20, 2007| 2 Comments | You Like This |

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357. Peeved Off

Dorky euphemsim for the already not terribly profane "pissed off". See also Profanity.

Added by Brian on September 27, 2007| Comment | You Like This |

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358. Frick

You frickin' fricker, this really fricks me the frick off. See also Profanity.

Added by a Guest on June 28, 2007| 5 Comments | You Like This |

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359. Flippin'

A euphemism for that other f-word, e.g. "No flippin' way!"

Added by Ryan on June 3, 2007| Comment | You Like This |

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360. Putting My Face On

Euphemism for applying makeup. See also Beauty.

Added by Ryan on February 18, 2007| 2 Comments | You Like This |

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