Funny Euphemisms

381. Peeved Off

Dorky euphemsim for the already not terribly profane "pissed off". See also Profanity.

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382. Frick

You frickin' fricker, this really fricks me the frick off. See also Profanity.

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383. Flippin'

A euphemism for that other f-word, e.g. "No flippin' way!"

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384. Putting My Face On

Euphemism for applying makeup. See also Beauty.

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385. G-Dammit

See also Blasphemy.

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386. Letting the Horsey Out of the Barn

In other words, your fly is undone. See also Animals, Clothes.

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387. Chestal Region

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388. Smuggling Grapes

What a man wearing a speedo is doing.

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389. I'm Going to Talk to a Man About a Horse

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390. Knock the Dew Off the Lilly

I don't know where this came from, but when I was a kid and had to go to the bathroom in the woods, this is what we would say.

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