Funny Euphemisms

Funny Euphemisms

381. A Bum Leg

I'm not really sure whether this should fall under euphamisms or if we should create a new category ("injuries"), but this is my favorite phrase for a perpetually injured appendage. See also Body.

Added by a Guest on July 18, 2006| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Euphemisms

382. Extramarital Calisthenics

See also Sex.

Added by Anthony on May 13, 2006| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Kind sir, might you lend a hand and add a funny euphemism?

Funny Euphemisms

383. Break Wind

Of all the euphemisms for flatulance, I believe "break wind" is the funniest.

Added by Anthony on January 14, 2006| 4 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Euphemisms

384. Powder My Nose

Euphemism for using the restroom. A friend has used this expression for years and now only taps his nose to exuse himself. See also Bathroom.

Added by Tyler on January 14, 2006| 5 Comments | You Like This |

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