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163. The Urilift
A urinal that pops out of the ground at night. See also Alcohol, Bathroom.
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165. Gauze Shop
At the inherently funny medical center, there is only one treatment: 1) Just rub some salve on it 2) Apply gauze.
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168. Scissors That Cut Through Pennies
I believe the scissor-sharpness scale moved to the penny standard sometime in the early 90's. See also 90's, Commercials.
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169. Back-Scratchers Shop
Go-to-town with your backscratcher, even in public. Just avoid looking smug.
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170. The Smoke Cloak
"A revolutionary security machine that stops burglary by filling any room with thick smoke during a criminal attack." Please note, it even stops smash-and grab. See also Crime.