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131. Egg Pants Shop

"Are your eggs naked? This cute new product has three stubby 'legs' which will keep your breakfast eggs standing tall and proud." See also Unnecessary.

Added by Frank on November 17, 2007| 2 Comments | You Like This |

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132. Vibrating Belt Shop

Old-school piece of exercise equipment that would vibrate the user to weight loss. See also Exercise, Old-Timey, Unnecessary.

Added by Brian on November 3, 2007| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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133. Doilies Shop

Especially lace doilies. See also Fancy, Old-Timey, Wealth.

Added by Frank on October 29, 2007| 5 Comments | You Like This |

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134. Neti Pot Shop

Ceramic device used to flood the nasal cavaity with warm saline solution in an effort to improve sinus health and look like a complete and total dork. See also Nerds.

Added by Brian on October 21, 2007| 3 Comments | You Like This |

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135. Aquanet Shop

Aside from it's dubious contribution to hair metal, pause for a moment to consider the name. While traditional hairnets are constructed from finely woven mesh and elastic, the artificial hairnets Aquanet generates are apparently made out of aqua. See also 80's.

Added by Brian on October 8, 2007| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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136. The International Star Registry

Seems like a dumb concept—"pay $139 to have a star in the sky named after you"—but this business has been going strong since the 70's. Definitely invented by some guy from Jersey. See also Astronomy.

Added by Frank on October 2, 2007| Comment | You Like This |

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137. Body Pillows Shop

Is it just me, or is there something unseemly and somewhat desperate about a body pillow?

Added by Anthony on September 19, 2007| 3 Comments | You Like This |

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138. Merkin Shop

Pubic wig. It eliminates the need for the dreaded comb-over.

Added by Robyn on September 3, 2007| 3 Comments | You Like This |

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139. Trapper Keepers Shop

See also 80's, Schools.

Added by Tyler on August 26, 2007| Comment | You Like This |

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140. Epilady Epliator Shop

Electrical device employing a coil spring to mechanically remove hair by the root. In other words, ouch. See also 80's, Hygiene.

Added by Ryan on July 14, 2007| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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