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281. Light Refreshments

Why do people insist on including this on event invitations? Are you trying to entice me to come with your tired fruit & cheese plate? As far as I can tell, this has never been a reason for anyone, anywhere to attend anything.

Added by Frank on September 5, 2006| Comment | 4 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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282. Fricassee

Added by Frank on August 30, 2006| 1 Comment | 4 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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283. Calamari Patties

Rumor has it that they sell these at Trader Joe's.

Added by Chris on August 12, 2006| Comment | Like You Like This | Unlike

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284. Beef Wellington Shop

Added by Frank on August 1, 2006| Comment | 3 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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285. Lobster Thermidor

Particularly funny if it's ordered at 3 am in a Jersey diner, where it usually *is* a menu option See also Seafood, Wealth.

Added by Frank on July 17, 2006| Comment | 3 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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286. Oysters Rockefeller

See also Seafood, Wealth.

Added by Frank on July 17, 2006| 1 Comment | 2 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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287. Soft Tacos Shop

Tacos for people who don't like tacos.

Added by a Guest on June 1, 2006| 1 Comment | 17 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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288. Steak Dinner

This is a particularly good wager for a bet.

Added by Tyler on January 1, 2006| Comment | 3 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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289. Nerds Shop

People say alcohol is bad for you, but you should try eating several boxes of nerds. See also Candy.

Added by Tyler on December 31, 2005| 5 Comments | 9 people like this You Like This | Unlike