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Funny Animals
5181. The Chicken Who Didn't Cross the Road
He didn't cross the road because he didn't want his motive questioned. See also Jokes.
Funny Advice
5183. Therapy is Expensive. Bubble Wrap is Cheap. You Choose.
I was given this advice from my first psychology teacher.
Funny Advice
5184. If It's Yellow, Let It Mellow. If It's Brown, Flush It Down.
See also Scatological.
Funny People
5185. Walloon
A french-speaking person who lives in Belgium. See also European, French.
Funny Euphemisms
5186. Circling the Drain
Aka CTD, a hospital term for a dying patient. See also Medicine.
Funny Words
5187. Vomitory
An entrance cutting through the seats of a theater; not to be confused with a vomitorium. See also Theater, Vomit.
Funny Diseases
5188. Witzelsucht
Rare diseases that causes the victim to make bad puns and jokes at inappropriate moments. From the German witzeln, meaning joke and sucht meaning yearning. See also German.
Funny Euphemisms
5189. Pamela Handerson
A man's girlfriend that will never leave his side. Unless both of his arms get cut off in a freak accident.