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Funny Advice
5222. Therapy is Expensive. Bubble Wrap is Cheap. You Choose.
I was given this advice from my first psychology teacher.
Funny Advice
5223. If It's Yellow, Let It Mellow. If It's Brown, Flush It Down.
See also Scatological.
Funny People
5224. Walloon
A french-speaking person who lives in Belgium. See also European, French.
Funny Euphemisms
5225. Circling the Drain
Aka CTD, a hospital term for a dying patient. See also Medicine.
Funny Words
5226. Vomitory
An entrance cutting through the seats of a theater; not to be confused with a vomitorium. See also Theater, Vomit.
Funny Diseases
5227. Witzelsucht
Rare diseases that causes the victim to make bad puns and jokes at inappropriate moments. From the German witzeln, meaning joke and sucht meaning yearning. See also German.
Funny Euphemisms
5228. Pamela Handerson
A man's girlfriend that will never leave his side. Unless both of his arms get cut off in a freak accident.
Funny Advice
5230. Once You Turn 60, Never Pass a Bathroom and Never Trust a Fart!
See also Elderly, Flatulence, Scatological.