Funny Things to Do

5241. Chunkydunk

I don't skinny dip, I chunkydunk. See also Nudity, Obesity, Swimming.

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Funny Things to Do

5242. Fist-to-Chin Headshots

"I'm contemplative, yet sincere--intellectual, yet spontaneous. And I have no idea what to do with this hand."

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Funny Words

5243. Jactation

To restlessly move and roll around.

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Funny Quotes

5244. "Miss Jackson, if you're nasty."

See also 80's, Music.

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Funny Words

5245. Slobberknocker

A fierce and violent fight amongst two people, or a number of participants that eventually turns into a full-fledged donnybrook! See also Violence.

Added by a Guest on April 29, 2011| 3 Comments | 28 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Advice

5246. Don't Look at a Pig While You're Pregnant

My grandma gave me this advice so my kids wouldn't be born ugly. See also Old-Timey.

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Funny Diseases

5247. Tyrotoxism

Poisoning by cheese. See also Dairy.

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Funny Foods

5248. Horned Melon

A spiky melon with pomegranate like insides that taste like a fusion of banana and cucumber.

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Funny Things to Do

5249. Trip, Fall, and Knock Over a Whole Mariachi Band

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Funny Drinks

5250. Four Loko

Party in a can. Named after it's four main ingredients... alcohol, caffeine, taurine, and guarana... Loko right? See also Alcohol, Teenagers.

Added by SLOWCOOKR on April 19, 2011| 3 Comments | 14 people like this You Like This | Unlike