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5281. Godwottery

In gardening, and overly elaborate or affected style.

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Po·ta·to [puh-tey-toh, -tuh]
Noun, plural po·ta·toes
1. The perfect awkward silence breaker.
2. The awesomest food on earth.
3. The main ingredient in french fries, except for McDonalds where the main ingredient is corn.

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Funny Words

5283. Furphy

A portable water-container that is also Australian slang for a rumor.

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Funny Insults

5284. Hornswoggling Curmudgeon

A cheating, devious, miserable person who is having a bad day and believes that ruining yours will improve theirs. That said, I'm sure if you call anybody with a sense of humor this, it'll put a smile on their face.

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Funny Sayings

5285. I'll Hold Your Beer

What you say to somebody after they (usually drunkenly) claim they are going to do something that everyone but them knows its blatantly stupid. See also Alcohol, Drunk.

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5287. Juju

An action that is likely to be harmful a "karmic" way.

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Funny Animals

5288. An Owl with Glasses

Even smarter than a regular owl. See also Birds.

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Funny Phrases

5289. Too Legit to Quit

Funny Products

5290. Egg-Dying Kits Shop

Is there a more seasonal product? See also Holidays.

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