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5281. Quoting a Quote

As in, "Then he was like, and I quote, ..."

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5283. Gussets

The reinforced fabric found in the crotch of panty hose.

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5284. Collywobbles

A feeling of fear or apprehension characterized by uneasiness in the belly.

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5285. Smackover, Arkansas

A real place. My mom lived there.

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5286. Shneee

Apparently a word for smoke that comes from a dragon's lair. See also Nerds.

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5287. He Could Eat Crackers in My Bed Anytime

An expression old ladies use in West Texas to describe a particularly handsome man. Eating crackers in bed, and thus leaving crumbs, is something average Joes are never allowed to do. See also Sex.

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5288. Yips

Former professional golfer Tommy Armour is credited with inventing the term yips to describe a combination of psychological and neuromuscular factors that forced his early retirement from competitive golf. Also, In 2007, the yips were a major part of the plot line of an episode of How I Met Your Mother. The episode was titled "The Yips", and uses the yips as a metaphor for the character Barney's sudden difficulties in hitting on women.

Added by KarlI on December 17, 2010| Comment | 12 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Foods

5289. Grey Poupon Mustard Shop

What's that? Don't like that sandwich? Poupon it! See also 80's, Condiments.

Added by DTrain on December 16, 2010| 5 Comments | 10 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Products

5290. Underwater Pogo Stick

An item only SkyMall would advertise...

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