Funny Diseases

5331. Formication

A hallucinated sensation that insects or snakes are crawling over your skin. See also Insects.

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Funny Words

5332. Bric-a-brac

Random knickknacks and such. See also French.

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Funny Things to Do

5333. Drunk Dialing Your Mom

I sat on my phone and it happened. You can't hang up on your Mom. See also Alcohol, Family.

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Funny Euphemisms

5334. The Vatican Roulette

Another term for the rhythm method, the only form of birth control endorsed by the Catholic Church. Feeling lucky? See also Religion.

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Funny Phrases

5335. Brother from Another Mother

See also Family.

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Funny Sayings

5336. I Eat Lightning and Crap Thunder

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Funny Things to Do

5337. Pretending to be out of Breath when You're Late

Traffic *gasp* was backed up, and *gasp* the elevator took a long time *gasp*.

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Funny Things to Do

5338. Turning on the Garbage Disposal when Fumbling for the Kitchen Light

Scares the crap out of me every time

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Funny Jobs

5339. Drifter

Abandon your belongings and lead a nomadic lifestyle.

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Funny Advice

5340. A Cookie is a Sometime Food

To combat rising childhood obesity rates, Cookie Monster sang this regrettable song. See also Children, Snacks.

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