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Funny Things to Do
5322. Wearing Converse All Stars for an Actual Athletic Activity
It may actually be less painful to play in high heels. See also 50's, Shoes.
Funny Things to Do
5323. Chunkydunk
I don't skinny dip, I chunkydunk. See also Nudity, Obesity, Swimming.
Funny Things to Do
5324. Fist-to-Chin Headshots
"I'm contemplative, yet sincere--intellectual, yet spontaneous. And I have no idea what to do with this hand."
Funny Words
5327. Slobberknocker
A fierce and violent fight amongst two people, or a number of participants that eventually turns into a full-fledged donnybrook! See also Violence.
Funny Advice
5328. Don't Look at a Pig While You're Pregnant
My grandma gave me this advice so my kids wouldn't be born ugly. See also Old-Timey.
Funny Foods
5330. Horned Melon
A spiky melon with pomegranate like insides that taste like a fusion of banana and cucumber.