Funny Diseases

5311. Witzelsucht

Rare diseases that causes the victim to make bad puns and jokes at inappropriate moments. From the German witzeln, meaning joke and sucht meaning yearning. See also German.

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Funny Euphemisms

5312. Pamela Handerson

A man's girlfriend that will never leave his side. Unless both of his arms get cut off in a freak accident.

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Funny Foods

5313. Snausages Shop

Dog snack cousin to Beggin' Strips. See also Pets.

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Funny Advice

5314. Once You Turn 60, Never Pass a Bathroom and Never Trust a Fart!

See also Elderly, Flatulence, Scatological.

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Funny Clothes

5315. Wimples

What nuns and even some non-nuns wear on their heads. See also Religion.

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Funny Nicknames

5316. Bob Kickass

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Funny Quotes

5317. "A Ghost Haunts My Bowels."

And it's not afraid to announce itself. See also Flatulence.

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Funny Sayings

5318. Pobody's Nerfect

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Funny Things to Do

5319. Having to Wash Dishes at a Restaurant Because You Forgot Your Wallet

See also Old-Timey.

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Funny Foods

5320. Spaghetti Tacos

These things. See also Italian, Mexican.

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