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5361. Carrying Machine Guns in Violin Cases

The foolproof way to disguise and transport your firearms. See also Old-Timey.

Added by DieterW on October 27, 2010| Comment | 31 people like this You Like This | Unlike

5362. The Early Bird May Catch the Worm, but the Second Mouse Gets the Cheese

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5363. Jiggle

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5364. Denim Overalls with One Strap Down

Because with both straps up, you just look like a hick. See also 90's.

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5365. Foibles

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5366. Careful, Robin. Both Hands on the Bat-Rope.

5367. Jockstraps Shop

Tee-hee-hee.

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5368. Slapped-Face Disease

It's an actual disease. It looks like you have been slapped everywhere, and it itches like crazy.

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5369. Gelmet

When someone uses so much gel that their hair becomes a protective device for their skull. See also Portmanteau.

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Bull testicles or balls. Ranchers routinely castrate young calves to keep cattle populations in check. They keep the testicles after annual castration and sell them in jars to some who think they are a delicacy and promotes fertility.

Added by terryn on October 15, 2010| Comment | 2 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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