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5401. Oregon Ungreeting Cards
Tom Lawson McCall, governor, on behalf of the citizens of the great state of Oregon, cordially invites you to visit... Washington or California or Idaho or Nevada or Afghanistan. Don't Californicate Oregon! That's right. Get out of our state. See also 70's.
Funny Quotes
5404. "I'll Get You My Pretty, and Your Little Dog Too"
From Wizard of Oz. See also Dogs.
Funny Sayings
5405. I'll Give You Something to Cry About
Something Dad would say when we were already crying. See also Parents.
Funny Things
5406. The "Talk"
Well son, when a mommy and a daddy love eachother very much..... WHOA Whoa whoa! See also Sex.
Funny Things to Do
5408. Walking the Plank
Up there on my things to do list. Shiver me timbers. See also Pirates.
Funny Words
5409. Pluck
Funny Insults
5410. Guttersnipe
A child of the slums who spends most of his or her time in the streets: contemptuous term applied to anyone regarded as having the manners, morals, etc. of the gutter.