Funny Words

5421. Gobsmacked

One of my favorite words, of late. Seems to be infiltrating the U.S. via the recent influx of TV programming from the U.K., perhaps? See also British.

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Funny Advice

5422. Don't Smoke. Wear a Bra.

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Funny Advice

5423. Don't Drink and Bike

You might spill your beer. See also Alcohol.

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Funny Products

5424. Safety Scissors

You can't injure yourself on these... but you can't really cut anything with them either. See also Children, Unnecessary.

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Funny Animals

5425. Krill

They are made into oil nowadays. How krillalicious!

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Funny Diseases

5426. Rhinotillexomania

Habitual or obsessive nose-picking. See also Body, Sophomoric.

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Funny Foods

5427. Spangelferkel

See also German, Meat, Sausage.

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Funny Instruments

5428. Heckelphone

Humorously shaped AND humorously named.

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Funny People

5429. Really Tall People in VW Bugs

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Funny Tattoos

5430. Your Name Around Your Belly Button

As soon as you let yourself go, this baby is going to turn into Morse code.

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