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Funny Diseases
5422. Galactorrhea
The spontaneous flow of milk from the nipple as a result of excessive Prolactin.
Funny Instruments
5423. Swinette
An instrument comprised of two horse hairs stretched across a hog's behind and picked by one's teeth.
Funny Words
5426. Batragophogus
An adjective with Greek origins for feeding upon frogs, e.g. the French are a particularly batragophogus people.
Funny Things
5427. Etched Rock N' Roll Mirrors
Remember these? You'd win them at carnivalsmy brother had the Van Halen mirror. I'm waiting for their comeback along with rock n' roll, nylon, velcro wallets. See also 80's.
Funny Things to Do
5428. Combing a Wig
Quite possibly the most pointless, yet funniest and most randomest thing to ever do. See also Hair.
Funny Jobs
5429. Scullery Maid
The lowest rung on the ladder of Great House help; often preoccupied with plucking fowl and scaling fish. See also English, Old-Timey.
Funny Things
5430. Sniper Crowbar
A crowbar with a sniper scope attached. See also Violence, Weapons.