Funny Words

5451. Puppenhaus

Pronounced "POOP-en-hows", a very unpleasant name for a dollhouse. See also German, Scatological.

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Funny Names

5452. Nastenka

I receive a lot of spam mail from 'her' to go on dating websites. See also Internet.

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Funny Phrases

5453. Hobo Floto Voto

Process by which Chicago politicians carried the homeless around town to vote multiple times and plied them with booze as a reward. See also Alcohol, Politics.

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Funny Quotes

5454. "Taste My Sherry and Biscuits."

Best line from Alexandre Dumas' The Count of Monte Cristo. Insulting if used in the right context. "Oh yeah? Well I suggest you taste my sherry and biscuits!" See also Food, French, Literature.

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Funny Sayings

5455. Pensando En La Inmortalidad Del Cangrejo

"Contemplating the immortality of the crab", the random Spanish equivalent of "spacing out". See also Spanish.

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Funny Words

5456. Potpourri

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Funny Words

5457. Bumfuzzle

To confuse or fluster.

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Funny Animals

5458. Binturong

What happens if you mix an otter with a cat and taze it? This.

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Funny Foods

5459. Pasta Rice

The unclassy name for risotto.

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Funny Jobs

5460. Mime

Nature's way of thinning out the clown herd.

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