Funny Sayings

5411. Strangers Have the Best Candy

I found this out the hard way.

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Funny Things

5412. Adamantium Steel

Fictional, indestructible metal alloy coveted by real, insufferable nerds. See also Comics.

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Funny Diseases

5413. Formication

A hallucinated sensation that insects or snakes are crawling over your skin. See also Insects.

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Funny Words

5414. Bric-a-brac

Random knickknacks and such. See also French.

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Funny Things to Do

5415. Drunk Dialing Your Mom

I sat on my phone and it happened. You can't hang up on your Mom. See also Alcohol, Family.

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Funny Euphemisms

5416. The Vatican Roulette

Another term for the rhythm method, the only form of birth control endorsed by the Catholic Church. Feeling lucky? See also Religion.

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Funny Phrases

5417. Brother from Another Mother

See also Family.

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Funny Sayings

5418. I Eat Lightning and Crap Thunder

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Funny Things to Do

5419. Pretending to be out of Breath when You're Late

Traffic *gasp* was backed up, and *gasp* the elevator took a long time *gasp*.

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Funny Things to Do

5420. Turning on the Garbage Disposal when Fumbling for the Kitchen Light

Scares the crap out of me every time

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