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Funny Things to Do
5391. Glamorously Smoke Steam in the Wintertime
Drunk? Bored? At a lame college football game and need a break? Glamorously smoke steam with your girlfriends and giggle all the way to the bathroom. See also Smoking.
Funny Words
5392. Morass
A muddy or boggy swamp, or figuratively, a quagmire. Great to weave into conversations, e.g. "no morass will stop me."
Funny Names
5394. Dickey Nutt
Yeah, he's real. You can't make this up. He's a college basketball coach at SEMO University. See also Basketball.
Funny Things
5396. Baseballs with Blue Seams
There's always at least one in the bucket See also Baseball, Sports.
Funny People
5398. Security Guard Watching Sports on a Small, Black-and-White Television
If you ever need to sneak past a person to advance the plot, he's the guy. See also Movies.
Funny T-Shirts
5400. I Put Ketchup on My Ketchup Shop
Have I mentioned I like ketchup? See also Condiments.