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Funny Instruments

5381. Swinette

An instrument comprised of two horse hairs stretched across a hog's behind and picked by one's teeth.

Added by a Guest on December 23, 2011| Comment | 8 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Words

5382. Tintinnabulation

Long word for the ringing or sounding of bells.

Added by a Guest on December 22, 2011| Comment | 18 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Jobs

5383. Organ Grinder

Usually requires a monkey and tin cup. See also Old-Timey.

Added by megafisc on December 20, 2011| 1 Comment | 8 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Words

5384. Batragophogus

An adjective with Greek origins for feeding upon frogs, e.g. the French are a particularly batragophogus people.

Added by a Guest on December 15, 2011| 1 Comment | 13 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Things

5385. Etched Rock N' Roll Mirrors

Remember these? You'd win them at carnivals—my brother had the Van Halen mirror. I'm waiting for their comeback along with rock n' roll, nylon, velcro wallets. See also 80's.

Added by a Guest on December 14, 2011| Comment | 5 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Things to Do

5386. Combing a Wig

Quite possibly the most pointless, yet funniest and most randomest thing to ever do. See also Hair.

Added by 821burks on December 12, 2011| 2 Comments | 34 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Jobs

5387. Scullery Maid

The lowest rung on the ladder of Great House help; often preoccupied with plucking fowl and scaling fish. See also English, Old-Timey.

Added by Anthony on December 7, 2011| Comment | 13 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Things

5388. Sniper Crowbar

A crowbar with a sniper scope attached. See also Violence, Weapons.

Added by a Guest on December 6, 2011| 2 Comments | 11 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Songs

5389. Manhunt

Karen Kamon song from the 1983 film Flashdance that includes the lyrics: I'm goin' on a manhunt, turn it around, Women have been hunted, now they're huntin' around. See also 80's, Women.

Added by Anthony on December 4, 2011| Comment | 3 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Diseases

5390. Dipsomania

An uncontrollable craving for alcohol. See also Alcohol, Old-Timey.

Added by Anthony on December 1, 2011| 3 Comments | 20 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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