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Funny Things to Do

5381. Making One's Eyes Bug out at a Restaurant when First Looking at the Check

This is a classic Dad Joke, where one pretends to be astonished at the $7.13 one is paying for coffee and a sandwich (best used if there is another person at the table to appreciate the humor). See also Parents.

Added by johngalt on April 15, 2011| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Insults

5382. Jokers

Favorite insult of suburban dads, usually referring to poor drivers or their kids' friends. Often combined with a "check out the" or "get a load of this." See also Middle Age.

Added by katym on April 14, 2011| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Words

5383. Jentacular

Pertaining to breakfast.

Added by a Guest on April 12, 2011| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Words

5384. Gubbins

Objects of little or no value, odds and ends. A word frequently used while moving house, e.g. "I can't take it any more! All these gubbins to sort out!"

Added by a Guest on April 12, 2011| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Things

5385. Liripoop

The piece of string on a graduate's hat. See also Schools.

Added by a Guest on April 7, 2011| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny People

5386. Pianists

People who play the piano. See also Music, Sophomoric.

Added by Corey on April 2, 2011| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

5387. Making Change in the Offering Basket

Sorry God, but I need to break this twenty. See also Church, Religion, Selfish.

Added by Corey on April 2, 2011| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny T-Shirts

5388. In Dog Beers I've Only Had One! Shop

Good boy. See also Alcohol, Dogs.

Added by Corey on March 30, 2011| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Songs

5389. Songs That Incessantly Agree With Themselves

For example, when singers try to spice up songs by adding a quick "yes it did-ah."

Added by SpaceParasites on March 23, 2011| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

5390. Drying Your Clothes in the Microwave

It never quite gets them dry, but its still pretty funny to pull them out and put them on in front of your friends. See also Kitchen.

Added by Corey on March 23, 2011| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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