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Funny Animals
5483. Mini-Pigs
Also known as potbellied pigs. Found tied up outside supermarkets, squealing at the neighborhood dogs, wearing sweaters and booties. Classy. See also Pets.
Funny Foods
5484. Surströmming
Quite literally sour herring. It's fermented with care (!) for about a year. When the can starts to bulge, it's time to eat. Often eaten outdoors because of its awful stench and even then not much approved of by anyone within 1000 feet. See also Fish, Swedish.
Funny Names
5485. Celebrity Noun Names
Apple. Sparrow. Pilot Inspektor. Moon Unit. Hopper. Calico. Dash. Be original! Find your baby name in the dictionary. See also Celebrities.
Funny Questions
5487. Why is There a Dead Pakistani on My Couch?
Funny for two reasons: 1. How the heck do you know he's a Pakistani? You can't really ask him. 2. Google thinks this is the most plausible thing you are wondering when you type in "why is there". See also Internet.
Funny Sayings
5488. I Cuss, You Cuss, We All Cuss for Asparagus
Unlike its twin saying about ice cream, the asparagus rhyme never made it big. See also Vegetables.
Funny Words
5490. Puppenhaus
Pronounced "POOP-en-hows", a very unpleasant name for a dollhouse. See also German, Scatological.