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Funny Drinks
5483. Chock full o'Nuts Shop
For those with nut allergies, fear not. Despite its name, Chock full o'Nuts currently contains—and never did contain—a single nut. See also Coffee.
Funny Euphemisms
5484. Going to Part My Hair
My wife's euphemism for disappearing into the bathroom with a magazine. See also Bathroom, Hair, Scatological.
Funny Phrases
5485. Athletic Supporter
As in, "I don't play sports, but I am an athletic supporter." See also Sophomoric.
Funny Sayings
5488. He's a Dog of His Own Trot
Similar to marching to one's own drum beat. See also Dogs.
Funny Things to Do
5489. The Heel Dragger
When you're getting kicked out of a place and you hike up both of your arms like you're about to do a circle dance and the two bouncers take you by each arm... and then you just drag your heels and enjoy the ride. See also Alcohol, Drunk.
Funny Words
5490. Rumpus
A noisy clamor. It could be a party or a fight! What a versatile word! See also Violence.