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5531. Security Guard Watching Sports on a Small, Black-and-White Television

If you ever need to sneak past a person to advance the plot, he's the guy. See also Movies.

Added by Ryan on March 12, 2011| Comment | 18 people like this You Like This | Unlike

5533. I Put Ketchup on My Ketchup Shop

Have I mentioned I like ketchup? See also Condiments.

Added by DTrain on March 10, 2011| 6 Comments | 26 people like this You Like This | Unlike

5534. Sesquipedalians

Someone who likes to use long words. Sounds more like a sea creature!

Added by zot on March 9, 2011| 3 Comments | 11 people like this You Like This | Unlike

5535. Pilcrow

The paragraph mark that looks like a backward p, i.e. Â¶. See also Typography.

Added by zot on March 9, 2011| Comment | 13 people like this You Like This | Unlike

5536. Glabella

The space between your eyebrows, just above your nose. Do you scratch your glabella in public? See also Body.

Added by zot on March 9, 2011| 1 Comment | 22 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Original name was Ptarmigan, the Alaska state bird, also know as snow chicken. No one in town could spell the town's name properly, so they just changed it to Chicken. See also Alaska, Birds, Chickens.

Added by sanmusa on March 6, 2011| Comment | 12 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Clothes

5538. Opera Pumps

Black slipper with bows on top and pretty much the fanciest-pants shoes for men going. See also Fancy.

Added by Brian on February 27, 2011| Comment | 7 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Things

5539. Doomsday Device

Add this and/or a briefcase to any situation to make things immediately more interesting. See also Movies.

Added by SpaceParasites on February 22, 2011| Comment | 10 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Diseases

5540. Yeuk

Yeuk is a 15th century Middle English word used by the Scots meaning "to itch". When not used as a verb, it is may be used to identify a particular sensation, i.e. the irritation of nerve endings in skin or mucous membrane that provokes the desire to scratch oneself silly if alone or look for a speedy exit if one is in mixed company. It's also a popular name for the parasitic disorder "scabies".

Added by knepsam on February 21, 2011| 3 Comments | 17 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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