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5531. I Cuss, You Cuss, We All Cuss for Asparagus

Unlike its twin saying about ice cream, the asparagus rhyme never made it big. See also Vegetables.

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Funny Things to Do

5532. Putting Your Beard in a Ponytail

See also Hair.

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Funny Words

5533. Puppenhaus

Pronounced "POOP-en-hows", a very unpleasant name for a dollhouse. See also German, Scatological.

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Funny Names

5534. Nastenka

I receive a lot of spam mail from 'her' to go on dating websites. See also Internet.

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Funny Phrases

5535. Hobo Floto Voto

Process by which Chicago politicians carried the homeless around town to vote multiple times and plied them with booze as a reward. See also Alcohol, Politics.

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Funny Quotes

5536. "Taste My Sherry and Biscuits."

Best line from Alexandre Dumas' The Count of Monte Cristo. Insulting if used in the right context. "Oh yeah? Well I suggest you taste my sherry and biscuits!" See also Food, French, Literature.

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Funny Sayings

5537. Pensando En La Inmortalidad Del Cangrejo

"Contemplating the immortality of the crab", the random Spanish equivalent of "spacing out". See also Spanish.

Added by mellojello on March 6, 2010| 4 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Words

5538. Potpourri

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Funny Words

5539. Bumfuzzle

To confuse or fluster.

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Funny Animals

5540. Binturong

What happens if you mix an otter with a cat and taze it? This.

Added by CaptainCliche on March 1, 2010| 2 Comments | You Like This |

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