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5562. Puppenhaus
Pronounced "POOP-en-hows", a very unpleasant name for a dollhouse. See also German, Scatological.
Funny Names
5563. Nastenka
I receive a lot of spam mail from 'her' to go on dating websites. See also Internet.
Funny Phrases
5564. Hobo Floto Voto
Process by which Chicago politicians carried the homeless around town to vote multiple times and plied them with booze as a reward. See also Alcohol, Politics.
Funny Quotes
5565. "Taste My Sherry and Biscuits."
Best line from Alexandre Dumas' The Count of Monte Cristo. Insulting if used in the right context. "Oh yeah? Well I suggest you taste my sherry and biscuits!" See also Food, French, Literature.
Funny Sayings
5566. Pensando En La Inmortalidad Del Cangrejo
"Contemplating the immortality of the crab", the random Spanish equivalent of "spacing out". See also Spanish.