Funny Sayings

5561. I'll Give You Something to Cry About

Something Dad would say when we were already crying. See also Parents.

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Funny Things

5562. The "Talk"

Well son, when a mommy and a daddy love eachother very much..... WHOA Whoa whoa! See also Sex.

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Funny Things

5563. Gunny Sack

Honestly, 'anything' sack is funny!

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Funny Things to Do

5564. Walking the Plank

Up there on my things to do list. Shiver me timbers. See also Pirates.

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Funny Words

5565. Pluck

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Funny Insults

5566. Guttersnipe

A child of the slums who spends most of his or her time in the streets: contemptuous term applied to anyone regarded as having the manners, morals, etc. of the gutter.

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Funny Questions

5567. What's Kickin' Chicken?

Not a lot, what's poppin' with you? See also Poultry.

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Funny Things

5568. Cockles

Any of various weeds that grow in grain fields, as the corn cockle. See also Plants.

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Funny Things to Do

5569. Facebooked

As in, "I just got facebooked". Went to Facebook just to look for a few minutes, and two hours later I'm contributing to some stupid website called inherently funny! See also Computers, Internet.

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Funny Insults

5570. Schlemiel

Of Yiddish origin. An unlucky bumbler, a chump. Can be heard in the theme song from Laverne & Shirley show. See also Yiddish.

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