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Funny Euphemisms
5591. Cheese and Rice
A politically correct alternative to Jesus Christ! See also Blasphemy, Religion.
Funny Things to Do
5592. Flipping a Pizza in the Microwave
You've got to make sure it's evenly cooked.
Funny Things to Do
5597. Skipping Down the Street
My friends want to crawl in a hole when I do that.
Funny Words
5598. Cuirass
Armor covering the torsoand yes, it's pronounced "queer ass". See also Sophomoric, Weapons.
Funny People
5600. Thomas Crapper
While he did not invent the toilet, he did invent the ballcockan important part of the flushable toilet. See also Bathroom, Scatological.