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Funny Animals
5591. Hinny
The opposite of a mule; the offspring of a male horse and female donkey. See also Farming.
Funny Drinks
5594. Chock full o'Nuts Shop
For those with nut allergies, fear not. Despite its name, Chock full o'Nuts currently contains—and never did contain—a single nut. See also Coffee.
Funny Euphemisms
5595. Going to Part My Hair
My wife's euphemism for disappearing into the bathroom with a magazine. See also Bathroom, Hair, Scatological.
Funny Phrases
5596. Athletic Supporter
As in, "I don't play sports, but I am an athletic supporter." See also Sophomoric.
Funny Sayings
5599. He's a Dog of His Own Trot
Similar to marching to one's own drum beat. See also Dogs.
Funny Things to Do
5600. The Heel Dragger
When you're getting kicked out of a place and you hike up both of your arms like you're about to do a circle dance and the two bouncers take you by each arm... and then you just drag your heels and enjoy the ride. See also Alcohol, Drunk.