Funny Words

5551. Poke

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Funny Phrases

5552. The Lay of the Land

Something we can all aspire to?

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Funny Sayings

5553. That Face Could Make a Freight Train Take a Dirt Road

This saying has legs and stands on its own. Anything more that I write might actually knock the shine off this gem.

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Funny Sayings

5554. Makes About as Much Sense as Bowling Cleats

A stellar variation on the "football bat."

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Funny Tattoos

5555. Muppet Babies

See also 80's.

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Funny Songs

5556. (You're) Having My Baby Shop

1974 Paul Anka song that includes the lyric "Whoa, the seed inside ya, Baby, do you feel it growin'?" making it a classic karaoke choice. See also Karaoke.

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Funny Sayings

5557. Going off Like a Frog in a Sock

The term is generally heard in a gig or a nightclub when the dance floor erupts to the sound of a particularly good piece of music.

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Funny Advice

5558. Keep the Space Heater Away from Standing Water While It is Operational

As in:
Do not precariously balance the space-heater on the edge of the bathtub while we soak in said tub stoned out of our minds, eating pizza, and talking about surviving hiding together in a portable toilet for extended periods of time with a pet goat.
I'm not ready to die by electric shock yet. I've seen those stickers on hairdryers yes siree! See also Dangerous, Electricity.

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Funny Foods

5559. Cheese Toast

Add garlic salt to turn regular old spaghetti into a gourmet meal!

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Funny Foods

5560. Meatballs Shop

Balls of meat.

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