Funny Things to Do

5511. Wearing Converse All Stars for an Actual Athletic Activity

It may actually be less painful to play in high heels. See also 50's, Shoes.

Added by SpaceParasites on May 3, 2011| 3 Comments | 32 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Things to Do

5512. Chunkydunk

I don't skinny dip, I chunkydunk. See also Nudity, Obesity, Swimming.

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Funny Things to Do

5513. Fist-to-Chin Headshots

"I'm contemplative, yet sincere--intellectual, yet spontaneous. And I have no idea what to do with this hand."

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Funny Words

5514. Jactation

To restlessly move and roll around.

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Funny Quotes

5515. "Miss Jackson, if you're nasty."

See also 80's, Music.

Added by tammyred on May 1, 2011| 9 Comments | 20 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Words

5516. Slobberknocker

A fierce and violent fight amongst two people, or a number of participants that eventually turns into a full-fledged donnybrook! See also Violence.

Added by a Guest on April 29, 2011| 3 Comments | 28 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Advice

5517. Don't Look at a Pig While You're Pregnant

My grandma gave me this advice so my kids wouldn't be born ugly. See also Old-Timey.

Added by grouchyteacher on April 27, 2011| 3 Comments | 74 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Diseases

5518. Tyrotoxism

Poisoning by cheese. See also Dairy.

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Funny Foods

5519. Horned Melon

A spiky melon with pomegranate like insides that taste like a fusion of banana and cucumber.

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Funny Things to Do

5520. Trip, Fall, and Knock Over a Whole Mariachi Band

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