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5251. Robert Strange McNamara

Secretary of Defense under Presidents John F. Kennedy and Lyndon B. Johnson. That's his real middle name.

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5252. Correct Punctuation is Crucial

E.g. "Let's Eat, Grandpa" vs. "Let's Eat Grandpa". See also Cannabalism.

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5254. Listening to Your Hair Grow

5255. Bauble

A small, showy ornament of little value.

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5256. Zitcoms

Hollywood slang for sitcoms about teenagers. See also Sitcom, Television.

Added by Corey on April 15, 2011| 3 Comments | 26 people like this You Like This | Unlike

5257. Making One's Eyes Bug out at a Restaurant when First Looking at the Check

This is a classic Dad Joke, where one pretends to be astonished at the $7.13 one is paying for coffee and a sandwich (best used if there is another person at the table to appreciate the humor). See also Parents.

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5258. Jokers

Favorite insult of suburban dads, usually referring to poor drivers or their kids' friends. Often combined with a "check out the" or "get a load of this." See also Middle Age.

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5259. Jentacular

Pertaining to breakfast.

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Funny Words

5260. Gubbins

Objects of little or no value, odds and ends. A word frequently used while moving house, e.g. "I can't take it any more! All these gubbins to sort out!"

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