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Funny Insults
5151. Jokers
Favorite insult of suburban dads, usually referring to poor drivers or their kids' friends. Often combined with a "check out the" or "get a load of this." See also Middle Age.
Funny Words
5153. Gubbins
Objects of little or no value, odds and ends. A word frequently used while moving house, e.g. "I can't take it any more! All these gubbins to sort out!"
Funny Things to Do
5156. Making Change in the Offering Basket
Sorry God, but I need to break this twenty. See also Church, Religion, Selfish.
Funny Songs
5158. Songs That Incessantly Agree With Themselves
For example, when singers try to spice up songs by adding a quick "yes it did-ah."
Funny Things to Do
5159. Drying Your Clothes in the Microwave
It never quite gets them dry, but its still pretty funny to pull them out and put them on in front of your friends. See also Kitchen.
Funny Things to Do
5160. Glamorously Smoke Steam in the Wintertime
Drunk? Bored? At a lame college football game and need a break? Glamorously smoke steam with your girlfriends and giggle all the way to the bathroom. See also Smoking.