Funny Phrases

5111. It's a Christmas Miracle!

Best said any day but Christmas. See also Christmas, Holidays.

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Funny Names

5112. Humpty Dumbrowski

Guys with this name usually end up in the towing business.

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Funny Words

5113. Giglet

A giddy, frivolous, or lascivious woman.

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Funny Diseases

5114. Trench Mouth

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Funny Words

5115. Bumbershoot

A colloquialism for umbrella. See also English.

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Funny Foods

5116. Legumes

They may not be funny themselves... but the word is fun to say!

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Funny Words

5117. Paradiddle

A type of drum beat which is played RLRR, LRLL.

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Funny Advice

5118. Put Some Prance in Your Dance

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Funny Words

5119. Mustache

I mustache you a question. But I'm shaving it for later. See also Hair.

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Funny People

5120. Kenny G.

My aunt loves him--but then, whose aunt doesn't? The G stands for "Gorelick," by the way, which should be its own separate entry. See also Hair, Jazz.

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