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Funny Words
5111. Yowza
An exclamation of surprise. i.e. Yowza! You scared me!
A word signifying approval, often said as an aside to a friend or a slightly audible remark to one's self, i.e. Yowza!, look at her!
A colloquial form of "yes, sir", 1934, popularized by U.S. bandleader and radio personality Ben "The Old Maestro" Bernie (1891-1943).
Funny Animals
5112. The Chicken Who Didn't Cross the Road
He didn't cross the road because he didn't want his motive questioned. See also Jokes.
Funny Advice
5114. Therapy is Expensive. Bubble Wrap is Cheap. You Choose.
I was given this advice from my first psychology teacher.
Funny Advice
5115. If It's Yellow, Let It Mellow. If It's Brown, Flush It Down.
See also Scatological.
Funny People
5116. Walloon
A french-speaking person who lives in Belgium. See also European, French.
Funny Euphemisms
5117. Circling the Drain
Aka CTD, a hospital term for a dying patient. See also Medicine.
Funny Words
5118. Vomitory
An entrance cutting through the seats of a theater; not to be confused with a vomitorium. See also Theater, Vomit.
Funny Diseases
5119. Witzelsucht
Rare diseases that causes the victim to make bad puns and jokes at inappropriate moments. From the German witzeln, meaning joke and sucht meaning yearning. See also German.
Funny Euphemisms
5120. Pamela Handerson
A man's girlfriend that will never leave his side. Unless both of his arms get cut off in a freak accident.