Funny Euphemisms

5111. Selling Hot Dogs

It's what my dad would ask if my fly was open.

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Funny Places

5112. Fantasy Island

"Da Plane, Da Plane". The TV show where people found out what they really wanted was to stay off cheesy 70's TV. See also 70's.

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Funny Sayings

5113. Please Park in Our Rear

My mom and I would get the giggles every time we saw this sign in front of a store. See also Sophomoric.

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Funny Animals

5114. Eclyse

Also known as a zorse, a half-zebra, half-horse.

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Funny Places

5115. Rolling Rubber

This is a tire store in Cedar City, Utah. See also Sophomoric.

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Funny Animals

5116. Blobfish

A truly ugly fish.

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Funny Words

5117. Borborygmous

The sound of vibrations of gas or liquid moving through your intestines. See also Flatulence.

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Funny Phrases

5118. Topsy Turvy

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Funny Words

5119. Woebegone

To look sad or miserable, i.e. wanting your woes to be gone.

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Funny Insults

5120. Hairy Butt Rash

This seems to be the latest insult on the playground where I was on recess duty.

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