Funny Foods

5101. Hot Butt Cappy

Yes, it's a thing. It is spiced pork shoulder, with a lot of paprika. I worked at a deli, and we sold it. Possibly the most inherently funny meat. See also Meat.

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Funny Quotes

5102. "I'm Cold." "Hi Cold, I'm Dad."

Classic dad humor. See also Dads.

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Funny Sayings

5103. Friends are Like Cows, If You Eat Them They Will Die

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Funny Advice

5104. Be Yourself. Unless You're a Unicorn. Then be a Unicorn.

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Funny Questions

5105. Are You Sleeping?

No, I'm skydiving.

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Funny Insults

5106. Smellfungus

A perpetual pessimist. See also Literature.

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Funny Insults

5107. Snool

A servile person.

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Funny Words

5108. Collop

A slice of meat. See also Meat.

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Funny Words

5109. Cockalorum

A small, haughty person.

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Funny Words

5110. Fatuous

Unconsciously foolish.

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