Funny Things to Do

5071. Sampling Vanilla at an Ice Cream Store

What does the vanilla taste like? See also Unnecessary.

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Funny Nicknames

5072. Uncle Buck

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Funny Phobias

5073. Botanophobia

The maddening fear of that single most dangerous species on Planet Earth...plants.

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Funny Euphemisms

5074. Button Hole

Also known as navel or belly button, the latter only used by vulgarians according to My Very Proper Southern Mother. See also Body, Sophomoric.

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Funny Things to Do

5075. Eating a Baby Corn Like a Full-Size Corn

Something your uncle does after two drinks.

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Funny Advice

5076. Don't Wake the Snake

See also Reptiles.

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Funny Foods

5077. Strip Club Buffets

Fine dining at it's best.

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Funny Conveyances

5078. Bad Latitude

File under punny boat names.

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Funny Insults

5079. Ultracrepidarian

A sophisticated word for person who likes to criticize, but does not know what they are talking about.

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Funny Foods

5080. Backdoor Calamari

Pig rectum rings allegedly solid as imitation, deep-fried squid. See also Farming.

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