Funny Insults

5071. You're as Ugly as the South End of a North-Bound Donkey

Can't say I'm one to talk...

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Funny Euphemisms

5072. Yelling at His Shoes

Vomiting, especially in public. See also Vomit.

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Funny Songs

5073. Booty Man Shop

Look at that booty, show me the booty.
Give me the booty, I want the the booty.
Back up the booty, I need the booty.
I like the booty, oh what a booty.
Etc.

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Funny Insults

5074. Mr. Clever Clogs

A bygone insult for a fast-footed show-off. See also English, Old-Timey.

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Funny Places

5075. Ken-Taco-Huts

Yes, this is the world we now live in. See also Fast Food.

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Funny Things

5076. Side Hatches

Unless you want your evil plan foiled, best not to leave them unattended.

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Funny Insults

5077. I Don't Know What's Wrong with You, but I'll Wager It's Hard to Pronounce

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Funny Questions

5078. Whereisthespacebar?

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Funny Things to Do

5079. Specifying That Your Drive-through Order is "To Go"

See also Cars, Fast Food, Redundant.

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Funny Diseases

5080. Cataplexy

Every time strong emotions are felt, the muscles weaken dramatically, causing the person to collapse.

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