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Funny Advice
5071. Therapy is Expensive. Bubble Wrap is Cheap. You Choose.
I was given this advice from my first psychology teacher.
Funny Advice
5072. If It's Yellow, Let It Mellow. If It's Brown, Flush It Down.
See also Scatological.
Funny People
5073. Walloon
A french-speaking person who lives in Belgium. See also European, French.
Funny Euphemisms
5074. Circling the Drain
Aka CTD, a hospital term for a dying patient. See also Medicine.
Funny Words
5075. Vomitory
An entrance cutting through the seats of a theater; not to be confused with a vomitorium. See also Theater, Vomit.
Funny Diseases
5076. Witzelsucht
Rare diseases that causes the victim to make bad puns and jokes at inappropriate moments. From the German witzeln, meaning joke and sucht meaning yearning. See also German.
Funny Euphemisms
5077. Pamela Handerson
A man's girlfriend that will never leave his side. Unless both of his arms get cut off in a freak accident.
Funny Advice
5079. Once You Turn 60, Never Pass a Bathroom and Never Trust a Fart!
See also Elderly, Flatulence, Scatological.
Funny Clothes
5080. Wimples
What nuns and even some non-nuns wear on their heads. See also Religion.